Matt Capozzo Co-ruler of the planet Houston & White
Guy With No Rhythm
Similar to Missa JC, Matt is also fed up with the
human race. However, due to the fact that he rules the planet Houston
alongside General Zod, he can and will kill all those that do not
kneel before Him, and is considering killing all others who lack
the brain power to do simple tasks such as crossing the street,
or to order a meal at a drive-thru without screaming at the top
of their lungs, whether they kneel before Zod or not. His hostility
towards the world is due mainly in part to a roaming squirrel that
stole a donut from him when he was a small child. After the theft,
the squirrel then taunted Matt by eating the donut in the tree that
stood a mere 4 feet in front of him, yet too high for Matt's reach.
Little did anyone know that this little rodent would cause the eventual
downfall of the world as we know it.
