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 Daive
D. PerronThe Democrat Co-Conspirator & Evil Genius Daive is a liberal, a democrat, and as politically incorrect as you are likely to find. He is dedicated to exposing the world to just how idiotic they truly are, and how bad they need to wake up from their narcissistic, consumer driven lives. Daive feels that it is vital that all sides of an arguement be heard, which is why he is sincerely glad to be working with Missa, Steve, Ben, and Gnoah. All sides are present and respected. Daive firmly supports Gnoah for President in 2004. |
 Missa
J.C.The Republican Graphic & Site Designer Missa can basically take any sick, twisted, and morally wrong idea and turn it into its visual equivalent. Fed up with the human race, Missa advocates war, the death penalty, is pro-choice, fully supports population control, and is a member of the NRA. Although she once considered herself an independent, recent events and actions of left wing liberal extremists have more than pushed her over to the right. Her agnostic views give her a non-biased background which allows her to effectively make judgements on everything and everyone. Gnoah for Prez, 2004! |
 Ben
Hallen Co-Conspirator & Priest-in-training
Ben is now enjoying his third year in Seminary School, specializing in youth services and development. He is a lifetime member of the Boy's Club and the Big Brother Association. Some of his hobbies include bonsai tree grooming, needlepoint, and amateur video editing. |
 Steven
SousaThe Libertarian Co-Conspirator & Karaoke Master Steve has many opinions, but he believes that absolute certainty is impossible. Of course, he can't be absolutely certain of that. He regards all of his writing as nothing more than a tentative hypothesis, with constant possibility of revision. He is even willing to concede that someday he might be wrong. In that unlikely event, he promises you'll be the first to know. |
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 Gnoah
the Gnazi GnomePresidential Hopeful & Chick Magnet Gnoah, a Jewish Gnazi, knows how to put the "G" in "Good Time!" Gnoah is a gnight owl and gneglects to recognize a life of gnormalcy. He indulges gnightly in consuming an abundance of gnarcotics and gnicotine, wandering from party to party like a gnomad. The ladies know him as "Gnaughty Gnoah." When Gnoah isn't partying or gnapping, he can often be found taking gneedlepoint lessons from Ben. Gnoah recently announced his presidential campaign and will be running for president in the 2004 election. |
Similar to Missa JC, Matt is also fed up with the human race. However, due to the fact that he rules the planet Houston alongside General Zod, he can and will kill all those that do not kneel before Him, and is considering killing all others who lack the brain power to do simple tasks such as crossing the street, or to order a meal at a drive-thru without screaming at the top of their lungs, whether they kneel before Zod or not. His hostility towards the world is due mainly in part to a roaming squirrel that stole a donut from him when he was a small child. After the theft, the squirrel then taunted Matt by eating the donut in the tree that stood a mere 4 feet in front of him, yet too high for Matt's reach. Little did anyone know that this little rodent would cause the eventual downfall of the world as we know it. |
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